Quote of the Day
"Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them."
~Anon
My grandpa used to know Chuck Norris when they lived in California. He says Chuck is actually a very nice man.
"Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them."
~Anon
My grandpa used to know Chuck Norris when they lived in California. He says Chuck is actually a very nice man.
Lexa's Preschool quote of the day:
Harley! I like these color numbers:
ten-teen
twelvedy-sixty-nine
thirteen
twelve
eighteen nine
severnteen
eighty one hundred
ninety seven
ninety eight
Cause they're really big numbers!

Lexa Puts her Mom in Her Place
OMG. Remember when Lexa said "What's wrong with you? Don't you understand Chinese?"
She just started up with that again. So after a few minutes of listening to her tease her sister about not understanding Chinese, I said "If you are so smart then, say something in Chinese!"
So Lexa quips "Wo ei ni!"
Which is Mandarin for "I love you." (Thank you, Auntie Laura.)
Um, yeah. So I will just shut the hell up and let her go with her big, bad self.
By Mary Baine Campbell
The head is held
In a vise of gold.
Whatever wind may
Whip my face
I can look only
One way.
It is not
That the world is unkind.
Kind hands once touched
My lips and eyes
To say whatever such
Touches say.
And every day
A spoon, laden
With softer gold
Of honey
Spilling
Forces me.
From all directions
Lightning tells us
What is lost
Or burnt
In the collapsing
World.
Tonight, a monsoon.
The diamond-fall of rain
Bruises my face
Washes honey
From it, and
All else.
But in the vise
I can still stare—
Through brilliant
Obliterations of storm—
At what is
Still there.
We each have all the time there is; our mental and moral status is determined by what we do with it.
Mary Blake
"Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out."
~Anonymous