Last night I heard splashing and whining coming from the bathroom. Harley and I were out here in the living room, so we decided to go investigate the strange noises. Harley went into the bathroom and said "OMG, why is there water all over the floor?" She looked up right as I walked in and we both saw this scene:

Chace said "But mom, she was stinky!"
This week has been sort of rough. Monday was spent trying to furiously prepare for the night's massive computer system upgrade at work. By 10pm, the old system was crashing and hanging. They thought they may have to abort go-live of the new system. I didn't get everything done that I needed to. By 12:30 am, I called it a night. We lost some statistical data. But an even bigger deal was that one of the guys forgot to do the final billing batch out of the old version. Now they are trying to figure out how to recover about a half a million dollars stuck on the old, dead server. My main backup guy on the IT team has been sort of cranky with me. I am going to chalk it up to stress.
Tuesday was just a series of minor irritations that kept coming at me all day long. I handled it.
Wednesday, I finally got the call that the middle school that my son was supposed to be going to was finally going to register my child and get him started in school. I had been trying to get him registered since JUNE. The registrar had/has issues. The next blog entry has the school details if you are interested. I had to write the ordeal to get it all out of my system. And keep in mind while if read it that Bellevue is supposed to have the number one district in the state. ORLY?
Later that night was nice. My sister and 2 of my brothers take us out to dinner. Since they had the moving truck all loaded up and were moving back to Vancouver, WA.

So Chace finally starts school on Thursday. I walk the kids to school, and Chace's bus stop is right next to the girls' school, and his bus leaves at the same time the girls start class. Pretty convenient. From there, I go straight to a meeting at work, where I walk into the tail end of another meeting that I get dragged into. It is a major sh*tstorm - fallout from the upgrade on Monday night. Wrapping up some details here makes me late for the meeting I was scheduled to be in. So after that, I run straight back to get Lex from school, go to the store for dog food, and realize that after buying shoes for the girls and the damn dog food, I have almost exactly $5 to last me until Friday next week. Lovely.
I run home to finish work, get wrapped up in that and am a couple minutes late picking Kassie up from school. I adjust my calendar to give me my reminder 5 minutes earlier. I continue working on that missing half million dollars issue for work. I keep looking at the clock wondering where Chace is. About an hour after school has let out, I really start to worry. I know he walks slow and dawdles, but he is nowhere outside. I call the school, who calls transportation, who calls the bus driver. Nobody has seen him. The school pages him. They don't hear from him. I let them know he is a high functioning autistic boy who is at the school for his first time of the school year. I am worried that he may have gotten stressed out and disoriented - it has happened before. I get in the car and start to search the neighborhood. By this time, I am in tears. The school calls me back a few minutes later to tell me that he came in the office.
I go pick him up. He had fallen asleep outside under a tree. The intercom page woke him up. I asked him why he was still at school. He said he was waiting for me to pick him up and/or he missed his bus. He didn't call me because he figured I would notice he didn't come home on the bus and I would go pick him up. I made sure he knew that if he missed his bus, he needed to go to the office and call me.
Today is Friday. It is also Talk Like A Pirate Day. I am also a year older. As a special birthday gift to me, Nani had explosive diarrhea on the living room carpet this morning. We have cream colored carpet. So far, despite hunger, I have been unable to eat breakfast.
God, I pray that the weekend goes better. I pray that Mr Midgeling realizes that making me pay for shoes, school clothes, school supplies and school lunches out of the household budget is making it so that we will not be able to afford milk next week. Lord, please give the man a clue. Amen.