My Horrorscope
Virgo
August 23 - September 21 You really need some rest, dear Virgo. Even though you have a list of tasks and errands a mile long, see if you can leave some of them for later. All signs indicate that you should not stray too far from home today, if you can possibly help it. You are easily distracted, making you prone to accidents. Behind the wheel of a car is not the place for you to be right now. Stay home and tackle all those little chores you've been meaning to get to.
BWAAAAAHAAAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Heheheheheh. Ahem.
No kidding. Too true. Stay home? I wish.